Fancy dress? Gott im Himmel!

In the morning, Radio 4 is our tipple. I was awoken at 6am this morning by a very posh voice - Fergie, Duchess of York. She explained that, despite losing a lot of weight (and earning a lot of dosh) with Weight Watchers, she still had a big arse.... and his name was Harry, her nephew.

I think that's what she said; it was early and I was half asleep.